This is my human, her name is Chantal.
Over all I think she’s a good human, she has strong teeth
And her climbing skills are good
However, there are some things I still have to teach her.
The use of the tongue:
She has a dashing tongue, but she insists on wasting its talent on this:
I try to hint the obvious fact, that the tongue was made for cleaning yourself
But sadly she doesn’t catch the hint.
That’s why I always stick around, I never know when she might need me.
The number one rule is to never leave her alone, not even one second.
First I had to lay on the floor while she’s laying in what appears to be a very big water bowl, but she never seems to drink the water.
This process may take a while, so I insisted on a chair being brought for me.
I also have to be by her side when she goes into this room. I don’t trust it, when she flash it, it makes a roaring noise. I think it might be some kind of wilder beast .
When my human gets sick, I let her know that I still fully love her. I become one with the toilet paper and snot.
When she’s getting ready for work…
I help read through theories…and fall asleep.
But that’s okay, she loves sleeping too.
Granpa seems to be always taking pictures of us for the blog, so I always I have to look good in the picture cause the paparazzi is always following us.. Granpa is our paparazzi.
To make my human feel loved, I let her appear in my selfie too.
And she let’s me appear in hers. She calls it #iwokeuplikethis. I don’t think she has to mention it, everybody can see by her hair that she just woke up. But me, I’m flawless.
I hate it when my human’s eyes leaks water. It makes me very sad. At those times I look straight at her to make her know I’m there for her.
My human enjoys stretching
I encourage her by showing her how to split
Although I bite the hand that feeds me
She remains faithful in singing me to sleep. ‘Soft kitty, warm kitty…’
Some people might call her crazy cat lady, but I call her mum. 💚💛💜😻😻😺😺😽😽