A cat’s guide to helping your human

Meow 😽

This is my human, her name is Chantal.

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Over all I think she’s a good human, she has strong teeth

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And her climbing skills are good

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However, there are some things I still have to teach her.

The use of the tongue:

She has a dashing tongue, Β but Β she insists on wasting its talent on this:

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I try to hint the obvious fact, that the tongue was made for cleaning yourself

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But sadly she doesn’t catch the hint.

That’s why I always stick around, I never know when she might need me.

The number one rule is to never leave her alone, not even one second.

First I had to lay on the floor while she’s laying in what appears to be a very big water bowl, Β but she never seems to drink the water.

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This process may take a while, so I insisted on a chair being brought for me.

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I also have to be by her side when she goes into this room. I don’t trust it, Β when she flash it, it makes a roaring noise. Β I think it might be some kind of Β wilder beast .

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When my human gets sick, I let her know that I still fully love her. I become one with the toilet paper and snot.

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When she’s getting ready for work…

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I help read through theories…and fall asleep.

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But that’s okay, Β she loves sleeping too.

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Granpa seems to be always taking pictures of us for the blog, so I always I have to look good in the picture cause the paparazzi is always following us.. Β Granpa is our paparazzi.

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To make my human feel loved, I let her appear in my selfie too.

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And she let’s me appear in hers. She calls it #iwokeuplikethis. I don’t think she has to mention it, everybody can see by her hair that she just woke up. But me, I’m flawless.

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I hate it when my human’s eyes leaks water. It makes me very sad. At those times I look straight at her to make her know I’m there for her.

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My human enjoys stretching

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I encourage her by showing her how to split

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Although I bite the hand that feeds me

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She remains faithful in singing me to sleep. ‘Soft kitty, warm kitty…’

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Some people might call her crazy cat lady, but I call her mum. πŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ’œπŸ˜»πŸ˜»πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜ΊπŸ˜½πŸ˜½

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29 thoughts on “A cat’s guide to helping your human

  1. Love that top portrait πŸ™‚ I remember reading a humurous book entitled ‘A Cat’s Guide To Humans’ which detailed all the ways a cat could maintain mastery over the average human slave… Things like raking the claws down the back of the leg if the human wasn’t sorting out breakfast for cat before themselves πŸ˜‰ I’m sure your Shekinah doesn’t do such things πŸ™‚

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  2. “I also have to be by her side when she goes into this room. I don’t trust it, when she flash it, it makes a roaring noise. I think it might be some kind of wilder beast.”
    ^ This made me laugh so hard! πŸ˜›

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  3. I hate it when my human’s eyes leaks water. It makes me very sad. At those times I look straight at her to make her know I’m there for her. —–> totally loved reading it… such lovely pics and so sweet captions

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  4. We are so pleased that you look after and teach your slave……no…….mum how to look after each other properly, but loving each other is the bestest thing. We don’t bite Daddy, just meow constantly if he doesn’t do things like feed or stroke us. We find laying on your back always works and we get a free tummy rub. Stay happy with your mum, Chantal, Shekinah. Love Sonic & Samantha and our slave Ralph xxx ❀

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